- June 30, 2000. To the tune of "88 Lines About 44 Women," Anne, Paint and Smudge present:
88 Lines About 44 Rats - Major digs in his dog's ears, though he finds that nothing's there,
- Mumford charms the ratophobes, lets them know that all is clear.
- Mango is a glutton-rat, grabs the dish and stuffs his face,
- Big Bad Benny, sewer rat, packs a pistol and a mace
- Sir Pellinore, Arthur's knight, was rescued by his current dad,
- Cookie is a big bossrat, but turns all squishy when he's not mad.
- Fudge is scared of regular things, but built himself a cool igloo,
- Dapper-rat, the gentleman, always knocks then enters too.
- Tag Along Rat follows feet, he's momma's baby and comes when called,
- Bliss, a champagne dumbo rat, is a happy boy and laughs out loud.
- Phoebe is a fraidy rat, puts up with petting for a treat,
- Zoe is her twin in crime, together they don't miss a beat.
- Thistle is a baby rat, but still a mother though so small,
- Borax loves to watch wildfires, holds the scope and stands up tall.
- Freddy fell asleep in hand while being carried in a store,
- Geoffrey is the ghost of Jake, wierding out his mother more.
- Sage is a teatime rat, with a color of fresh spice,
- Little Tara's life was short, but in her span she was so nice.
- Tara-too is her shadow, still untame but coming round,
- Corri is a quadruplet, tail is blue to ensure he's found.
- Willie was a sweetie boy, escaped one day into the blue,
- Lola took his place for days, got knocked up and bit mom too.
- Templeton had been abused, but now is kind and lives solo,
- Space Ghost is an alpha rat, gentle unless he smells his foe
- Isaac is a tailless rat, became wild but now will lick,
- Irene whips her tail all round but never ever tries to nip.
- Celeste is svelte, and writes limericks as she outruns the cat
- Laverne is a forecaster, a definite all-weather rat
- Ben is a himalayan doe, so trusting she will sleep in hands,
- Taz had personality, he was quick with words and demands.
- Kayla came from a petstore, round with pups just like a ball,
- Splinter runs his maze the fastest, he's champion of them all.
- Sharley is a floppy rat, must be dug out from his home,
- Binx is a skydive rat, would rather jump than sweatshirt roam.
- Gizmo runs a mile a minute but he's learned to share his space,
- Gadget helps him turn the crank, together round and round they race.
- Pincushion escapes one night, stuffs himself on cereal,
- Frodo once loved his mix, but he'd rather other material
- Denise climbs up on an arm when she wants to get right out,
- Lisa is an avid chewer, remove her toy and she will pout.
- Paint is an adventurer, but will take a pause to cuddle long
- Sister Smudge runs in her wheel, "rattling raisins" is her song
- Rattus rattus run the bathroom, and help mom when she has to go
- Filmore, current ghost of Filbert, is our last one, a rex dumbo.
- 88 lines about 44 rats